How I Kept the N. Korean Army at Bay

I was a classified document custodian for my reserve unit for a while. I believed what they said about the penalties for mishandling classified documents, even the one on the North Korean army uniforms. My steadfast work probably kept them from knowing how to dress. We had others that were a bit more serious. The Sandy Berger affair indicates that maybe "state secrets" aren't all that serious a matter. Apparently, our government doesn't think so. I've got a really good deal on some prime swamp land for anyone who believes that he "accidentally" took the documents and "accidentally" destroyed them.