Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Does it Pay Well?

It's hard to go a day without hearing about some person or group being offended by something. There has to be $$ in being offended of so many are being offended and publicaly and loudly stating their offendedness. It probably takes professional. Does it take years of training, special education, special certificates and a special initiation to become a professional. Above all, does it pay well? Can you do it part time? Or must you be full time at being offended. Do you specialize or can you be a generalist? Are you required to serve an apprenticeship before becoming a journey-person? Is the title "Professionl Offendee" or is there something more impressive? So many are being offended by almost everything, that it appears that the Guild ought to set out guidelines for becoming a professional at being offended.

Does it Pay well? If so, where can I sign up?

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